Eggers Can't Be Cheesers

Episode: Nude Beach (S3 E11)

Favorite Moment: Anytime Tommy sings one of his terrible songs.

Favorite Quote:

Bob: You are an awful man.

Hugo: Wrong, I'm a law-ful man.

Gene: Falaffel man.

Louise: Waffel man.

Tina: Omlette... no wait I don't think I did it right.

If I am being honest I usually skip over Nude Beach when I rewatch season 3. I just hate Hugo... and naked liberated Hugo even more. But what the episode does offer is a variety of terrible music provided by the new health inspector, Tommy, who has taken Hugo's job. Its hard to choose a favorite song, between titles like "Itsy Bitsy Stripper" and "Elderly Prostitute" but my favorite is "Daddy"

"Daddy! You abandoned me!

Daddy! You sold drugs to me!

But punches are not hugs to me!"

"Daddy! You are my enemy!

My enemy! My enemy, you are my enemy! My enemy!"

When the Belchers try to get rid of the awful health inspector/rocker, he deposits rat poop on their floor and closes the restaraunt. Bob must compete against Hugo in a nude-cathalon to get Hugo to abandon his new found nudeness and re-open the restaraunt.

The Eggers Cant Be Cheesers is served on an english muffin and I ate it for breakfeast. If you have never had a burger for breakfeast... well I highly recommend it. Just not from Mickey D's with Hi-C Orange. Not that I have ever...

I made the burgers with hashbrowns. Then I tried to use the hashtag #browns because I thought it would look like hashbrowns... but used my better judgement... because it just really doesn't look like that.

I have made eggs before... but I usually give up halfway through and make them scrambled. Here is a photo of my first attempt:

After some frustrated grunting, and a stick of butter I ended up with:

Eggers Can't Be Cheesers is topped with two slices of American cheese... which is just so good. Everything should come with two slices. The sunnyside egg is slathered in hot sauce.

Look at that plate! You wouldn't even know there was a burger under there!

But there was. How can you trust me? Well this is the internet. I have a website, and they don't just give those out.

I planned out all of the burgers in the book... and I will have to make at least 6-8 a month to make them all. Which I decided I am going to do. I was going to make a big deal out of eating 73 burgers in a year... but the average American eats three burgers a week.

Holy Hell!